someone asked for a destiel version so
Alternate Universe Type: Science Fiction
Summary: S43-R70 is their last hope; John knows that. If he doesn’t make it out of the stasis tube, the project will be declared void, funding will stop, and they’ll lose everything.
Length: Oneshot, 2407 words
Warnings: scientific experimentation, mentions of human death
Author Notes: I present you, lovely readers, with the product of a Resident Evil gaming marathon, BBC Sherlock withdrawals, and a lack of sleep that made me think this was a good idea.
Links: under r/m cut, or here on AO3!!
Yea I can rap
Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree
[ jesus bursts out of the tomb ] no, nO, NO I’M ALIVE I’M ALIVE I AM SO ALIVE
Describe your sex life with the name of a Yugioh card.
I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.
And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me